As Dave Barry turns 70 - not happily - he realizes that his dog, Lucy, is dealing with old age far better than he is. She has more friends, fewer worries, & way more fun. So Dave decides to lớn figure out how Lucy manages khổng lồ stay so happy, to lớn see if he can make his own life happier by doing the things she does (except for drinking from the toilet). He reconnects with old friends và tries to make new ones - turns out to lớn be a struggle, because Lucy likes people a lot more than he does.
Boogers Are My Beat
More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism from Dave Barry By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dick Hill Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins UnabridgedIn Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: The scientific search for the world"s funniest joke; RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot; outwitting "smart" kitchen appliances and service contracts; elections in Florida ("You can"t spell Florida without "duh""); the Olympics, where people from all over the world come together lớn accuse each other of cheating; & much, much more.
Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dick Hill Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins UnabridgedFollowing the best-selling success of Dave"s novel, Big Trouble, here is a hilarious new collection of columns from the writer critics have called "the funniest man in America."
Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction Length: 3 hrs và 14 mins UnabridgedYes, it"s true: Pulitzer Prize-winning author Dave Barry"s columns get out of the paper and sent around more than those of any other columnist in America. Join Dave as he runs for president, plays Claptonesque guitar in the world"s most literary band (The Rock-Bottom Remainders), & gets the real scoop on all those UFO sightings. Warning: Dave Barry has a knack for giving his readers a few laughs & lots of expensive merchandise (ordered from the home Shopping Club). No, we"re not making this up!
Dave Barry Is from Mars và Venus
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Shadoe Stevens Length: 4 hrs và 59 mins AbridgedDave Barry Is from Mars và Venus is a hysterical compilation of the outrageous columnist"s best pieces. Read all about Dave"s unfortunate Wheel of Fortune appearance, his "non-lunch" with Hillary Rodham Clinton, and much more from a guy who knows where he"s coming from.
Dave Barry"s Complete Guide khổng lồ Guys
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: John Ritter Length: 3 hrs và 18 mins AbridgedThe American guy is not khổng lồ be confused with a husband, father, hunk, or intellectual, says guy expert Dave Barry. Published just in time (the American guy faces extinction due to feminism, the men"s movement, and stricter sanitation laws), this guide gives women helpful advice for understanding Him (or It) and offers men useful tips on remembering the names of their children và other dilemmas of life.
As Dave Barry turns 70 - not happily - he realizes that his dog, Lucy, is dealing with old age far better than he is. She has more friends, fewer worries, và way more fun. So Dave decides to figure out how Lucy manages to stay so happy, lớn see if he can make his own life happier by doing the things she does (except for drinking from the toilet). He reconnects with old friends và tries to make new ones - turns out to lớn be a struggle, because Lucy likes people a lot more than he does.
Boogers Are My Beat
More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism from Dave Barry By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dick Hill Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins UnabridgedIn Boogers Are My Beat, Dave gives us the real scoop on: The scientific tìm kiếm for the world"s funniest joke; RV camping in the Wal-Mart parking lot; outwitting "smart" kitchen appliances & service contracts; elections in Florida ("You can"t spell Florida without "duh""); the Olympics, where people from all over the world come together to lớn accuse each other of cheating; & much, much more.
Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dick Hill Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins UnabridgedFollowing the best-selling success of Dave"s novel, Big Trouble, here is a hilarious new collection of columns from the writer critics have called "the funniest man in America."
Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Arte Johnson, Dave Barry - introduction Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins UnabridgedYes, it"s true: Pulitzer Prize-winning tác giả Dave Barry"s columns get out of the paper và sent around more than those of any other columnist in America. Join Dave as he runs for president, plays Claptonesque guitar in the world"s most literary band (The Rock-Bottom Remainders), và gets the real scoop on all those UFO sightings. Warning: Dave Barry has a knack for giving his readers a few laughs and lots of expensive merchandise (ordered from the home Shopping Club). No, we"re not making this up!
Dave Barry Is from Mars & Venus
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Shadoe Stevens Length: 4 hrs và 59 mins AbridgedDave Barry Is from Mars & Venus is a hysterical compilation of the outrageous columnist"s best pieces. Read all about Dave"s unfortunate Wheel of Fortune appearance, his "non-lunch" with Hillary Rodham Clinton, & much more from a guy who knows where he"s coming from.
Dave Barry"s Complete Guide lớn Guys
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: John Ritter Length: 3 hrs và 18 mins AbridgedThe American guy is not to be confused with a husband, father, hunk, or intellectual, says guy expert Dave Barry. Published just in time (the American guy faces extinction due lớn feminism, the men"s movement, & stricter sanitation laws), this guide gives women helpful advice for understanding Him (or It) và offers men useful tips on remembering the names of their children & other dilemmas of life.
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Dave Barry"s Money Secrets
Like: Why Is There a Giant Eyeball on the Dollar? By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dick Hill Length: 5 hrs và 30 mins UnabridgedDid you ever wish that you really understood money? Well, Dave Barry wishes that he did, too. But that hasn"t stopped him from writing a book about how khổng lồ understand money. In it, Dave explores (as only he can) such topics as: How the U.S. Economy works, including the often-overlooked role of Adam Sandler, Why it is not a good idea khổng lồ use squirrels for money, Strategies that will give you the confidence you need khổng lồ try for a good job, even though you are, let"s be honest, a no-talent loser.
Dave Barry"s Greatest Hits
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: John Ritter, Dave Barry - introduction Length: 2 hrs & 33 mins UnabridgedTupperware ladies, eighties people, & leisure concept salesmen beware: Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe! Tune in for the latest hilarious update on American culture. This collection of anecdotes includes sound-offs on gambling ("Off-Track Betting parlors are the kinds of places where you never see signs that say, "Thank you for not smoking." The best you could hope for is, "Thank you for not spitting pieces of your cigar on my neck""), the Big táo khuyết ("New York has more commissioners than Des Moines, Iowa, has residents"), and more.
I"ll Mature When I"m Dead
Dave Barry"s Amazing Tales of Adulthood By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dave Barry Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins UnabridgedNot everyone has lớn be dragged kicking và screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process - with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, và even vampires!
4 out of 5 stars
Not all greatest hits, but so many gems
Lunatics
A Novel By: Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel Narrated by: Dave Barry, Mark Thompson, Sean Kenin, and others Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins UnabridgedPhilip Horkman is a happy man - the owner of a pet store called The Wine Shop, và on Sundays a referee for kids" soccer. Jeffrey Peckerman is the sole sane person in a world filled with goddamned jerks & morons, & he"s having a really bad day. The two of them are about lớn collide in a swiftly escalating series of events that will send them running for their lives, pursued by the police, soldiers, terrorists, subversives, bears, và a man dressed as Chuck E. Cheese.
Dave Barry"s Guide to lớn Marriage and/or Sex
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Ed Begley Jr. Length: 1 hr và 23 mins AbridgedIf you loved Dave Barry"s Greatest Hits, you"ll love hearing him explain the stark reality of modern relationships. Find out how lớn get along with your mother-in-law - your best bet is drugs, và the meaning of dating - going out with a potential mate và doing a lot of fun things that the two of you will never bởi again if you actually get married.
Babies và Other Hazards of Sex
How lớn Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the home By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Arte Johnson Length: 1 hr and 34 mins UnabridgedDave Barry exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960"s that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest. His new book gives parents-to-be the hard facts they need. He examines the new federal law requiring prospective fathers to không tính phí themselves from their self-made macho prison - lớn laugh, cry, love & just generally behave lượt thích certified wimps.
Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dick Hill Length: 4 hrs & 47 mins UnabridgedUnderstanding the urgent need for a deeply thoughtful, balanced book lớn explain our national political process, Dave Barry has not even come close. Though he himself has covered many campaigns, run for president several times, and run for cover at the rainy inauguration of George W. Bush (the man will spare nothing for his art), Barry has instead outdone himself.
Best. State. Ever.
A Florida Man Defends His Homeland By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dick Hill Length: 4 hrs và 47 mins UnabridgedWe never know what will happen next in Florida. We know only that, any minute now, something will. Every few months, Dave Barry gets a call from some media person wanting to lớn know, "What the hell is wrong with Florida?" Somehow, the state"s acquired an image as a subtropical festival of stupid, & as a loyal Floridian, Dave begs to differ. Sure, there was the 2000 election. & people seem to lớn take their pants off for no good reason. & it has flying insects the kích cỡ of LeBron James. But it is a great state, và Dave is going to lớn tell you why.
Dave Barry"s History of the Millenium (So Far)
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Patrick Frederic Length: 4 hrs & 29 mins UnabridgedThucydides, Gibbon, Tuchman, McCullough: to lớn the names of the world"s great historians must now be added the name of Dave Barry, who has taken a long, hard look at our new millennium (so far) and, when he stopped hyperventilating, has written it all down, because nobody would believe it otherwise.
Dave Barry Talks Back
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Arte Johnson Length: 2 hrs & 59 mins AbridgedWhen Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. Và when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back! Pulitzer Prize-winning author & columnist Dave Barry gets more response from readers than any other writer in the United States. Và now the absolute best of Dave Barry is available, complete with those items sent in by Dave"s legion of Alert Readers all across the country. But Dave Barry doesn"t only talk back khổng lồ readers. He talks back lớn traffic cops, dentists, doctors, Congress, and his very dumb dogs.
Dave Barry Does Japan
By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Arte Johnson Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins UnabridgedWithout bothering khổng lồ get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC, Dave Barry"s publishers sent him to Tokyo. You"d think they would have known better. Now the word is Barry has set back our diplomatic relations with the whole Pacific Rim by a couple of decades. Japanese culture, dining, sport, & industry all come under Barry"s relentless scrutiny.
Live Right và Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster)
Life Lessons from Dave Barry By: Dave Barry Narrated by: Dave Barry Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins UnabridgedAn uproariously funny examination of what one generation can teach khổng lồ another - or not - from the Pulitzer Prize winner and new york Times - best-selling author of You Can Date Boys When You"re Forty và Insane City. During the course of living (mumble, mumble) years, Dave Barry has gained much wisdom* (*actual wisdom not guaranteed), và he is eager khổng lồ pass it on - to lớn the next generation, the generation after that, and those idiots who make driving to lớn the grocery store in Florida a death-defying experience.